Rant: McCullough

I was going to launch into a gigantic diatribe about this crazy bullshit, but it looks like Penny-Arcade beat me to punch. At first, it seemed like Kevin McCullough was just hideously misinformed. Mass Effect is in fact, not a sex simulator. There are, in any given play through, exactly TWO times you can have sex. You can choose BETWEEN two women to make your 'special lady', but you can't customize them. And no, you can't have hot man on man sex. Or a rape orgy.
So yeah. Obviously he's never played the game, and just wrote a big long rant about it. He was wrong, and it was inevitable someone was going to call him on it. His response? "Fuck you!"

At first, I was willing to dismiss McCullough as a bad writer. But his second article on the subject makes it clear he's not even that. He's just an attention whore. So, don't devote any more of your day to this ass-cheese than you already have. He's not only a misinformed idiot, he's a misinformed idiot who wants to feed of your irritation with him. This guy is seriously worse than Jack Thompson, and we should start ignoring him now before he becomes a problem.

In other words... Shuuuuun! Shun the non-believer!

(I could have linked to the original McCullough's original Townhall articles in the above story. I didn't.)

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