LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

My name is Robert MacKie. And I am a part of the fucking Problem.

You god damn heard me.

You people have clearly lost your mother fucking MINDS.

Howard Stern is getting censored, banned from the air. For NOTHING.

Mel Gibson is a fucking anti-semite, and a mad man, but he has GREAT hair. So he's okay.

Rosie O'Donnel get's married, and the President of the United States says it's morally wrong, and tears at the fabric of society.

Walmart is fucking your children and your parents in the asshole, and you smile and say "well, they're cheaper than the mall!"

You people have fucking LOST IT.

Our boys and girls are dying in Iraq, shooting at other boys in girls. Why? Who can fucking tell me.

Not the god damn president who ordered the war.

Nobody remembers WMDs, or the Taliban. Now we're worried about Mel Gibson's Jesus, and the Atkins Diet.

Low carb beer. Low card meals. Low card fries.

Low carb milk.

How about some low carb ethnic cleansing?

Good morning, Mr. President, would you like some low carb censorship?


It's an election year, people.
The gloves are coming off.
You want a fucking war? I'll give it to you. Watch this.