You're Doing it Wrong: Alone in the Dark

What kind of museum stocks this much hard booze? In this one employee kitchen alone, I found 15 bottles of Jack, Vodka, and various other hard liquors. That's just silly. I know you've got to give us shit ot burn so we can make use of the fun fire engine and puzzles, but maybe a trip to the fucking gas station would be in order if we need to get blotto?

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